You Know You're Butt's Too Big When. . .
***This Post is Dedicated to You, Jen--from your old pal, B.B.B. Every one of these actually happened to me.
1) You can actually wear your maternity pants backwards for a whole day without realizing it.
2) Your pregnancy results in numerous stretch marks. . .all in the back!
3) You volunteer to carry the backpack on family hikes because you know if you let out the straps enough it will just rest on your "trailer," keeping neck and shoulder strain to a minimum.
4) The lawn chair you've been sitting in comes with you when you stand up.
5) Your daughter, helping to fold laundry, spies you new pink lace undies and gleefully snatches them out, waving them in the air and shouts "Mama! Did you get me a new dress?!?"
6) You can sit down and lean forward with your elbows on the table and your four-year-old climbs up and uses your fanny for her own little bench--that is, when two of you can sit on it at once!!
And if you haven't figured it out after all that, you most certainly know your butt is too big when:
7) Your 3 year-old (locked in the bathroom stall with you at Wal-Mart) gets around behind you and loudly exclaims in awe and wonder, "Mama! You have a BIG BUTT!"
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2 comments:
You are kidding me...did you write this? If so, you should submit it to a parenting magazine. Seriously.
Kara
Thanks--all absolutely true--they all happened to me! Glad you got a laugh! Thanks for commenting.
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